Football season cannot get here soon enough. The doldrums of the NFL offseason have caused fans to lose their minds. That’s really the only explanation I can come up for these North Carolina parents naming their newborn After Cam Newton and Luke Kuechly.
Well, actually, naming a kid after Newton and Kuechly would be all that weird. More accurately, the parents named the kid after Cam Newton and the cheer Panthers fans belt out whenever Kuechly makes a play, which is pretty weird.
Meet Cameron Luuuke Howell. That’s not a typo; Luke is actually spelled with three U’s to represent the “LUUUUUUUUUKKKKEEE” chant you hear at every Carolina home game.
Via the Gaston Gazette:
“I wanted him to have the same name as mine,” Cameron Luuuke’s father, DeeJay Howell explained. “I was watching the OTAs and I seemed more and more hyped about the football season coming up. I thought what better way than to name him after our two future stars?”
And if you were wondering how the parents…